100 NSFW TMI Questions you probably have never been asked:
  • 2. Does anyone besides you know your bra/penis size?
  • 4. Were you married when you first lost your virginity?
  • 6. When did you first lose your virginity? If you haven't, when would you like to?
  • 8. Have you walked in on someone masturbating/having sex?
  • 10. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
  • 12. When was the age you first masturbated? Whether you knew it or not?
  • 14. Have you ever had an erection in the past month? (clitorial counts, too)
  • 16. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?
  • 18. What is your bra/penis size?
  • 20. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?
  • 24. When was the last time you watched porn?
  • 26. Guys: Circumsized?
  • 29. Girls: Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?
  • 31. Have you ever sent someone a picture or video of you in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
  • 33. Have you ever anonymously sent/posted a picture or video of yourself in the nude? Did it include sexual actions?
  • 35. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?
  • 37. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?
  • 39. Have you ever masturbated with someone?
  • 41. Favorite sexual position? If you are a virgin, which position interests you?
  • 45. Turn on's?
  • 47. Have you ever had a sexual fantasy about someone? Was it about anyone other than your lover?
  • 49. What was the weirdest thing that has ever turned you on?
  • 53. Most embarressing sex/masturbation story?
  • 55. What kind of porn do you like to watch?
  • 57. What was the most recent type of porn you have ever watched? What category was it under?
  • 59. Have you ever fantasized over someone older than you? How much older? Younger? How much younger?
  • 61. Have you ever had to break up with/divorce someone because you weren't satisfied with their sex?
  • 63. If someone you knew asked for a nude image, would you do it? What about a tumblr follower?
  • 65. Do you like to have sex like they do in pornos?
  • 67. Are you able to be secretive when you masturbate? (like able to be quiet so no one can hear?)
  • 69. Is there only one way so far that you have been able to achieve orgasm? (ie. only by using toys, only from 1 positon,only from masturbating a certain way)
  • 71. Strangest sexual positon you've tried?
  • 73. Girls: During sex, vaginal or anal?
  • 74. Girls: During masturbation, clitorial, vaginal, or anal?
  • 78. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?
  • 80. Have you ever had sex with someone who wasnt your partner?
  • 82. Have you ever gotten pregnant? Were they your lover's or someone else's?
  • 84. Do you ever masturbate to porn?
  • 86. Did your parents ever find out you were sexually active?
  • 88. Have you ever masturbated to a fictonal character or celebrity?
  • 90. Spit or swallow? Or do you not like oral?
  • 92. Do you have someone who said they are willing to take away your virginity if you havent lost it by a set age or if you just want to have a good time?
  • 94. When you first lost your virginity, was it intended or spontanious?
  • 96. Did you ever tell someone once you lost your virginity?
  • 98. Does your lover know that you want to have sex with them but cant?




tkyle:

me accepting the ice bucket challenge

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theweniswarmer:

It’s Time
A mix of classic, retro, and different Halloween Songs
This is Halloween - Nightmare Before Christmas Soundtrack
Monster Mash - Selebrities
Day of the Dead - Voltaire
Thriller - Michael Jackson
It’s Terror Time Again - Scooby Doo on Zombie Island
Brains! - Voltaire
Ghost Busters Theme - Ray Parker Jr.
Feed Me (Git it) - Little Shop of Horrors
Grim Grinning Ghosts - Disney’s Haunted Mansion
The Greatest Show Unearthed - Creature Feature
Time Warp - Rocky Horror Picture Show
Oogie Boogie - The Nightmare Before Christmas
Friends on the Other Side - Disney’s The Princess and The Frog
Worst Pies in London - Sweeney Tod
I Put a Spell on You - Hocus Pocus Soundtrack
Dinner with Drac - John “The Cool Ghoul” Zacherle
The Devil Went Down to Georgia - Charlie Daniels Band
Welcome to My Nightmare - Alice Cooper
The Headless Horseman - Disney’s Ichabod & Mr. Toad
Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps) - David Bowie
The Addam’s Family Song - The Addam’s Family Soundtrack
Witch Doctor - Peter Pan Records
Grave Robber at Large - Creature Feature
Spooky Scary Skeletons - TheLivingTombstone mix

LISTEN HERE (X)

theweniswarmer:

It’s Time

A mix of classic, retro, and different Halloween Songs

  1. This is Halloween - Nightmare Before Christmas Soundtrack
  2. Monster Mash - Selebrities
  3. Day of the Dead - Voltaire
  4. Thriller - Michael Jackson
  5. It’s Terror Time Again - Scooby Doo on Zombie Island
  6. Brains! - Voltaire
  7. Ghost Busters Theme - Ray Parker Jr.
  8. Feed Me (Git it) - Little Shop of Horrors
  9. Grim Grinning Ghosts - Disney’s Haunted Mansion
  10. The Greatest Show Unearthed - Creature Feature
  11. Time Warp - Rocky Horror Picture Show
  12. Oogie Boogie - The Nightmare Before Christmas
  13. Friends on the Other Side - Disney’s The Princess and The Frog
  14. Worst Pies in London - Sweeney Tod
  15. I Put a Spell on You - Hocus Pocus Soundtrack
  16. Dinner with Drac - John “The Cool Ghoul” Zacherle
  17. The Devil Went Down to Georgia - Charlie Daniels Band
  18. Welcome to My Nightmare - Alice Cooper
  19. The Headless Horseman - Disney’s Ichabod & Mr. Toad
  20. Scary Monsters (and Super Creeps) - David Bowie
  21. The Addam’s Family Song - The Addam’s Family Soundtrack
  22. Witch Doctor - Peter Pan Records
  23. Grave Robber at Large - Creature Feature
  24. Spooky Scary Skeletons - TheLivingTombstone mix

LISTEN HERE (X)



  • Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
  • girl: ....who?
  • me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*


chocolaty:

we all need a pug jumping on our blogs

chocolaty:

we all need a pug jumping on our blogs

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taint3ed:

LMAO ME! NO LIES

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salenajanee:

Hahahaha

salenajanee:

Hahahaha

(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace)




fen-1994:

Why do you keep saying that?!

Heteronormativity in action.

(Source: ballcocktail)



toadsagejeff:

strangelfreak:

"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."

too real

toadsagejeff:

strangelfreak:

"I’m fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in."

too real



hocotate-civ:

"People your age shouldn’t be playing video games"

"People your age shouldn’t be buying toys"

"People your age shouldn’t be…"

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dieterunrath:

Suffokate - Distant Words [x]

dieterunrath:

Suffokate - Distant Words [x]

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wecansexy:

do you ever just

stare into space and be like

oh my god i have no idea what my actual personality is




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